Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge ??

Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge..??
Student-Shaadi..

Teacher-Nahi,
mera matlab hai kya banoge..?
Student- Dulha Banunga..

Teacher-Ohho,
I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge..?
Student-Dulhan..

Teacher-Abbe...
matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge..?
Student-Bahu launga..

Teacher- kutte ..
Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain..?
Student-Pota..

Teacher-Hey bhagwan..
Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai..?
Student-
"Hum do hamare do.